soda pop corollary

if rootbeer is 1, dr. pepper is 2, vernor's ginger ale is 3, and shasta cream soda is 4, then:

shasta cream soda multiplied by dr. pepper minus vernor's ginger ale doesn't equal a juan-shy six-pack.  it equals a "where is my rootbeer?"

battery question for potential girlfriends

if rootbeer is number 1 and dr. pepper is number 2, of states i would least like to visit, then:

"dr. pepper is to florida as rootbeer is to ________________."